idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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