I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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