Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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