Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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