I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
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