Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
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She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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