when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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