She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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