sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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