is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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