I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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