she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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