It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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