This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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