I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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