It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
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