the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
