just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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