she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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