she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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