i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
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In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
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Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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