Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
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Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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