I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
My pussy is not your playground.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.