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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well