There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
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