You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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