So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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