Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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