wrigley field is MILF paradise
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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