i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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