is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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