I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
