I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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