You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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