I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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