Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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