found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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