How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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