He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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