I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
