trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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