Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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