chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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