when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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