shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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