You're my little dorito
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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