Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
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I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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