Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
honey bunches of taint.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
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Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
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I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
The adults are the big ones right?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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