What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
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Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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