Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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