Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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