okay pat passed out under dana's car
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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