I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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