I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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