That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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