You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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